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Almighty Dreadlock
12-01-2017 at 12:51 PM
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Taking the piss out of Juan "JJT" Torres

I am a very friendly and helpful person, so I would like to offer some advice to anyone looking to join in the burgeoning movement to take the piss out of Mr Juan Torres.

I do not know Mr Torres personally, so I do not know why he is the way he is. However, because I am a very mature and perceptive person, I have discerned that there are multiple ways in which he may be targeted for mockery.

For instance, toward the end of his forum posts, he makes reference to the fact that he has gotten most of his adjudicative votes correct. Currently, his statement is: "I JJT Johnny Lightning Correctly Adjudicated 14,394 Video Game Submissions at .9978% Percent Accuracy".

As any eagle eyed person can see, Mr Torres has performed the first part of the calculation with which he means to indicate the percentage of correct votes he has cast (total correct votes ÷ total votes), but has neglected to multiply by 100, with the wildly hilarious result that he is claiming to have less than 1% accuracy in his voting.

Now let's say, for example, you have gotten all your votes right, and are under the impression that this is some kind of great accomplishment. You could pretend that you made the same mistake as he did, and say something like you "adjudicate submissions at 1.00% accuracy", and that would surely mark you out as a comedic genius.

Be careful, though. When it comes to throwing a barb at someone, your aim must be spot on, otherwise you risk looking like a complete & utter moron. Do not, under any circumstances, commit a calculation error of your own, such as putting "0.100%" or something equally ********. That would just be painful to look at.

To avoid risk of backfire, always ensure that your pisstaking is properly executed.

Anyway, hope you fun loving people have found this useful. Enjoy yourselves, everybody!
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  1. kernzyp's Avatar
    You give New Zealand a bad name.
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  2. thegamer1185's Avatar
    Bon Jovi gives "Love a bad name"
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  3. Snowflake's Avatar
    this could get interesting. subscribing. I'm curious what @jjt_defender has to say about this
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  4. JJT_Defender's Avatar
    You are Correct I missed Thank You William I will make Adjustment 99.78% Better I hope ypu Like

    God Bless you All Take Care & Have a Good Day
    May the Force Be with You
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  6. Intellivision Master's Avatar
    .JJT is the Bomb !!

    ... Sorry;

    That is .... JJ.T is the Bomb !!
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  7. redelf's Avatar
    JJT does a lot more good than some of the trolls on here. He's at least making a contribution and trying to help, TG is a better place with him, he just needs to be toned down some. I'd rather get rid of the trolls that just say crap and complain all the time, adding very little info to the community.
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  8. EVN's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by redelf
    JJT does a lot more good than some of the trolls on here. He's at least making a contribution and trying to help
    This. I very much doubt JJT is the most ignored person on TG.
  9. Riatoju's Avatar
    People say JJT is a troll but I never noticed him trolling anyone. He seems more like an adjudicating super robot to me.
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  10. datagod's Avatar
    JJT and I had a good conversation in Banning. To make his own life easier, I wish he would download and use the software Greenshot. It is great for taking screenshots.
  11. Riatoju's Avatar
    JJT was in banning? I wonder if we met?
  12. Derek's Avatar
    The dude is thorough and typically lets everyone know how he is voting. No problems with that on my end. It's good that he is actively voting on all platforms of scores. Props JJT
  13. Riatoju's Avatar
    Looked him up, don't remember him.
  14. Desidious's Avatar
    Or you can not worry about anything he says by putting him on ignore and letting him go do his thing. After him saying he met me and beat me at some game I've never played and I've never met the man myself, I stay well away from him. Ask Sean, he's seen him in public and will give you a run down. He's different in person from what I hear but likely I would still avoid him unless he wants an ass kicking in Fast and Furious arcade.
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    Updated 12-02-2017 at 08:47 PM by Desidious
  15. JJT_Defender's Avatar
    Here is the Meaning

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taking_the_piss

    Taking the piss is a Commonwealth term meaning to take liberties at the expense of others, or to be joking, or to be unreasonable. It is a shortening of the idiom taking the piss out of, which is an expression meaning to mock, tease, joke, ridicule, or scoff
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  16. JJT_Defender's Avatar
    Don't U Remember it was the Other way Around a Shut Out in JJT Johnny Lightning Favor! God Bless You

    Desidious - 12-03-2017 04:44 AM Brando Finton Quote I would still avoid him unless he wants an ass kicking in Fast and Furious arcade.


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    Or you can not worry about anything he says by putting him on ignore and letting him go do his thing. After him saying he met me and beat me at some game I've never played and I've never met the man myself, I stay well away from him. Ask Sean, he's seen him in public and will give you a run down. He's different in person from what I hear but likely I would still avoid him unless he wants an ass kicking in Fast and Furious arcade.
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  17. RaGe's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by kernzyp
    You give New Zealand a bad name.
    You ain't doing wonders for Britain there, Ringo! LOL ;p
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  18. kernzyp's Avatar
    Better than you, wankeroo !!
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