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11-19-2019 at 05:54 PM
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Chicken wing challenge done!

Took an hour and a half, or thereabouts, but I did it. Hopefully the video is decent so it can be official. I havent had a chance to look at it, so I don't know. And I won't for a while cause I have to take a shower before I handle my animals, then just try to recover. One tip I'd give anyone who tries this is grow a beard. Mine grows out when the depression takes hold, but it kept the sauce from sitting directly on my face, which saved me big time. Also a big thanks to roger. I've never cooked chicken wings before, so I didn't know anything about dilution, and might have missed the safety instructions on the bottle if he hadn't said something. Roger, you quite possibly saved this from being a disaster. I go back to work tomorrow, so I'll probably be posting the video in about a week

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  1. datagod's Avatar

    NO FRIGGING WAY!!!

    I can't believe anyone can do this, so my chef hat is off to you! Congrats, can't wait to see the video.

    :)

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  2. Rogerpoco's Avatar

    Man, that Megadeth is no friggin joke-tho it actually is fun for a joke, when you have a hot sauce "bad ass" around...

    It's unreal how eye-watering that stuff is, is NOT for everyone!!!


    I think a teaspoon full would have been too much for a batch of wings, but I bet you pushed farther than that!!!

    :)

  3. speedy47591's Avatar

    Quote Originally Posted by Rogerpoco

    Man, that Megadeth is no friggin joke-tho it actually is fun for a joke, when you have a hot sauce "bad ass" around...

    It's unreal how eye-watering that stuff is, is NOT for everyone!!!


    I think a teaspoon full would have been too much for a batch of wings, but I bet you pushed farther than that!!!

    :)

    dumped the whole bottle in. The idea was to go 60 vinegar 40 percent sauce. Any more vinegar, and youd be sussing out, any less and the sauce would be diluting the vinegar instead of having the vinegar dilute the sauce, and I had 10 lbs of wings to cover. How close I actually got to that ratio, I have no idea. The only measuring devices I own are small ones for alcohol, so I had to just guess when to stop pouring on the vinegar
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  4. timmell's Avatar

    This is the best thing to happen ever. You can all watch my failure right here.



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  5. Ninglendo's Avatar

    This news makes me happy and excited. I would even go to say it made my week or even my year.

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  6. thegamer1185's Avatar

    Dude this is awesome. So do they have to be wing-in or can they be wing out? I love me some wings.

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  7. Rogerpoco's Avatar

    Quote Originally Posted by timmell

    This is the best thing to happen ever. You can all watch my failure right here.




    Good show-I remember watching the Contra, but didn't remember that that was the episode with my Burgertime score, I REALLY miss you Guys giving us props...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegamer1185

    Dude this is awesome. So do they have to be wing-in or can they be wing out? I love me some wings.

    I used bone in party wings, I live in a very small town , and that was all that was available. If you get 2.5 lbs bags it'll take 4-5.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogerpoco

    Man, that Megadeth is no friggin joke-tho it actually is fun for a joke, when you have a hot sauce "bad ass" around...

    It's unreal how eye-watering that stuff is, is NOT for everyone!!!

    I think a teaspoon full would have been too much for a batch of wings, but I bet you pushed farther than that!!!

    :)

    Is this the Blair's Mega Death sauce? Because damn...

    I won't touch extract sauces. I've dealt with Da Bomb a couple times, and it's just pure misery with no redeeming value. At least extract-free sauces usually taste good before they start the terrifying burn.

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  10. Rogerpoco's Avatar

    Quote Originally Posted by GibGirl


    Is this the Blair's Mega Death sauce? Because damn...

    I won't touch extract sauces. I've dealt with Da Bomb a couple times, and it's just pure misery with no redeeming value. At least extract-free sauces usually taste good before they start the terrifying burn.


    They actually have different levels of intensity(all extracts, I believe, yes), and some are ok, the mango Sweet Death is pretty ok, but still has the chemical taste a bit.

    Son and I got into it when he was in his teens, being "cool", it being our last name and all(it's actually the Guy that makes it's first name tho, I believe).


    The Megadeth, I am serious, is for dipping a toothpick in, and stirring that small amount into an entire pot of chili, and it STILL making it pretty friggin hot.

    The stuff literally looks like lava, I can't believe he used the whole bottle.


    I imagine it's strong enough to dilute in water and use as a barrier to keep animals out of your yard.

    I also imagine, now that I've thought of it, that's prolly what I'll do with the rest of my bottle...

    :P

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  11. RTM's Avatar

    Blair also has an "Ultra Death Sauce" which is constantly on back order. I had it once several years ago and it is just plain nasty. There's not even any modicum of taste to it...it's mostly just heat.

    If you want the absolute extreme from Blair, try this if you can find it...there may be some YouTube videos of idiots who tried it or the equivalent... https://www.chilliworld.com/blairs-16-million-reserve

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  12. Snowflake's Avatar

    i wonder if i'll ever get around to this. as a vegetarian i look forward to the debate on if my fake meat substitue violates the spirit of the rule, or is more like free play or other irrelevant settings

  13. datagod's Avatar
    i have Daves Insanity sauce. insanity plus level. i will only use it as a weapon. it is on my shelf of interesting things, beside the worlds hottest mustard. Mustard from Hell.
  14. speedy47591's Avatar

    Quote Originally Posted by RTM

    Blair also has an "Ultra Death Sauce" which is constantly on back order. I had it once several years ago and it is just plain nasty. There's not even any modicum of taste to it...it's mostly just heat.

    If you want the absolute extreme from Blair, try this if you can find it...there may be some YouTube videos of idiots who tried it or the equivalent... https://www.chilliworld.com/blairs-16-million-reserve

    the ultra death is what I used. Hands went numb immediately after. The next morning, I had the worst cramps I ever had in my life. They lasted for about 20 minutes , but after I took a s..t everything went back to normal and I was fine. I still havent had a chance to look at it. I tried to frame it so my phone had a line of sight on the chicken, and on my tv screen, but I got so into it that I totally lost track of the camera. It started with the contra code. In practice I had really struggled getting that right, and it only got worse when I made it farther in the game than I ever had before. I had never seen the level where the transformers are the end boss before. I got so into trying to figure out why I was taking shots at optimus, that I totally forgot about the camera, so it's hard telling how many times I stepped between it and the food. We will see when I get to watch it back on sunday.
  15. RTM's Avatar

    Word to the wise when using the really bad hot sauces...always wash your hands well. Worst thing that can happen is if you are forgetful and touch your eye by being forgetful.

    Some users in the YouTube videos even go so far as to wearing latex gloves while handling the really bad hot sauces...even if they are using eye-droppers as dispensers. You can never be too careful.

    Also if you accidentally ingest too much and it becomes too intense to recover, try milk...swish it around your mouth first and spit it out, then drink some milk thereafter. The base of the milk quickly counteracts the effects of the capcaisin according to one of the YT videos that I watched.

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  16. Rogerpoco's Avatar

    Quote Originally Posted by RTM

    Word to the wise when using the really bad hot sauces...always wash your hands well. Worst thing that can happen is if you are forgetful and touch your eye by being forgetful.

    Some users in the YouTube videos even go so far as to wearing latex gloves while handling the really bad hot sauces...even if they are using eye-droppers as dispensers. You can never be too careful.

    Also if you accidentally ingest too much and it becomes too intense to recover, try milk...swish it around your mouth first and spit it out, then drink some milk thereafter. The base of the milk quickly counteracts the effects of the capcaisin according to one of the YT videos that I watched.


    Eye...

    Yeah, (as a nurse), medically, that's pretty signifigant.

    I gotta say, tho, ranking up on that scale...

    If you are doing the hot sauce, and have to tinkle...

    PLEASE wash your hands first.

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    appreciate it. My guys like the fact that im not exactly your normal home health person. Between the drunk robot in my front yard, and all of the action figure comics I make on Instagram, they weren't exactly shocked when they found out I was trying this, so when I went back to work the next day, and I was like, "im going nowhere near you without gloves" I didnt get any arguments. My joints are so bad, that truth be told, I didnt mind the numbness though. beats the hell out of the ow.ow snap crackle pop that is my usual day. washed my hands probably a dozen times and still managed to get a little bit in my eyes, but since I had washed my hands it wasn't severe. it is good to know just how much that the oil will stick, just in case I ever do anything like this again.

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  18. timmell's Avatar

    Settle it on the Screen will come out of retirement to announce this new world record

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  19. Rogerpoco's Avatar

    Quote Originally Posted by speedy47591

    appreciate it. My guys like the fact that im not exactly your normal home health person. Between the drunk robot in my front yard, and all of the action figure comics I make on Instagram, they weren't exactly shocked when they found out I was trying this, so when I went back to work the next day, and I was like, "im going nowhere near you without gloves" I didnt get any arguments. My joints are so bad, that truth be told, I didnt mind the numbness though. beats the hell out of the ow.ow snap crackle pop that is my usual day. washed my hands probably a dozen times and still managed to get a little bit in my eyes, but since I had washed my hands it wasn't severe. it is good to know just how much that the oil will stick, just in case I ever do anything like this again.


    Ahh, I knew something had slipped my mind, we have similar home-health experience that we've talked about before, I had forgotten!

    :P

  20. Marcade's Avatar

    Look forward to watching your future submission, Brandon... BUT...Please warn us, and let us know day of...

    I want to make sure I dont eat Wings, that same night before I watch you! Heh.

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