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03-15-2020 at 06:30 PM
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Lexmarks handy hint 1........toilet paper

Out of interest I looked at the section that has the toilet rolls in it at the supermarket today. Nothing left. I mentioned this to the check out chick who I know; I mentioned that it didnt matter, I'll just use news paper if I need to!

Here's the handy hint.....................she tells me that "phone book pages" is better because its "softer". Brilliant!

Hope this helps.


john


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  1. EVN's Avatar

    Are there even any cases of Corona virus in Tasmania?

  2. lexmark's Avatar

    Quote Originally Posted by EVN

    Are there even any cases of Corona virus in Tasmania?


    Yes there is a couple. So far. 7 to be precise as of my posting right now.


    prolly 30 by tomorrow?


    john





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  3. Barthax's Avatar

    Apparently, the neck of a Goose is one of the most pleasurable items for wiping between one's own tush. Mind you, there's probably less Goose neck stocks than there are toilet paper...

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    Updated 03-16-2020 at 05:35 AM by Barthax
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  5. nads's Avatar

    You could always just start using both sides of the toilet paper...

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  7. lexmark's Avatar

    I'm actually guilty of hoarding stuff too just in case.

    I just stocked up on what I think would be essential supplies, that being 5 x 4 litre casks of red wine and several packs of cigarettes. All good for 2 weeks quarantine. :)



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  8. Almighty Dreadlock's Avatar

    Quarantine is for pussies. Bring on the Apocalypse, I want to see blood in the streets.

  9. onlyinajeep's Avatar
    Meanwhile, in Iowa, it's business as usual.

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