The only high level gaming I enjoy watching more than Tetris is Brood War, and it's back. With subtitles, to boot. These people are clearly serious about cultivating a wider audience, to keep this great game alive, forever.

Just made the submission which will, in all likelihood, become my 600th TG record. Chasing down the extensive catalogue of Hill Climb Racing records has brought me this far, but won't take me to 700. So, time to get my ass back in the arcade, where it belongs. The emulated arcade, that is. MAME ...

I have a couple of questions for anyone familiar with Neo Geo settings, and how they apply to Metal Slug.

Firstly, what is "Play Manual", and how does it affect Metal Slug gameplay?

Secondly, what is "Credit/Level", and how does it affect Metal Slug gameplay?

For ...

Since I've just recently gone past 30,000 "correct" votes, I'd like to thank all the big submitters, who made it easy to build up my voting record. One day, I will make use of the fact that literally years of my life have been spent in front of a computer monitor, watching gamers show ...

This submission is going to become my 500th TG record. Significant moment, perhaps? It could mean that I will soon be halfway toward 1,000 records. However, if I never make it to a thousand, I'm not halfway toward a god damned thing. Who can predict such a distant future?

Most of the aforementioned ...

This submission was accepted, and has not been disputed, so it would seem that at least one group of adjudicators thinks that it is OK to use "marathon settings", when submitting to the "tournament" track. I am curious to know what the wider consensus about this is, if any.

The ...

The developers of XD no longer want anything to do with Windows, and who can blame them? Unfortunately, Wolf MAME is an exclusively Windows programme, so anyone wishing to use XD for INP analysis has to get 'xd.exe' from archived editions of the XD webpage. The most recent of these is dated ...

For some reason, I keep allowing myself to be astounded by the lack of common sense displayed by people who think they have good ideas for competitive gaming rules. Garbage tracks have been created. Useless guidelines have been put in place. Senseless discussions are being had on walls, in submissions, ...

It's century counting time, again. My 400th TG record will be set in stone, by tomorrow. Nothing more to say, until 400 becomes 500.

This post refers to these two disputes:-

Saulo Bastos's 1,311 point score and Patrick Wheeler's 1,085 point score.

It's always unfortunate, when invalid disputes are raised, but at least it's given me an opportunity to address the inadequacy of the track's rules. Before ...

OK, another hundred Hill Climb Racing records broken, so here we are again. In about 24 hours or so, I will have my 300th TG record. In order to properly celebrate this monumental achievement, I am triplicating three submissions, as follows:-

Tank in the Night I
Tank in the Night II
Tank ...

One of these submissions is going to be my 200th TG record:-

Fire Truck in the Nuclear Plant
Electric Car on the Roller Coaster
Ambulance in Boot Camp.

Which one would you like to see take the honour? (If you don't give a toss, that counts as a vote for all three.) So, get adjudicating. ...

So, the protagonist of the "kok doc" has come to TG, shortly after its antagonist got more attention for lawsuits against TG. Predictably, this occurrence was met with an outpouring of hero worship. Just as predictably, the "hero" neglected to answer my question concerning his role ...

Bought the above tablet, intending to replace my broken 'phone with it, as well as use it for gaming. Unfortunately, it doesn't let telephone dial apps work. Are there any tablet experts out there, who know if and how to change this?

Currently using the excellent AZ Screen ...

A couple of years ago, I began to question TG admin's handling of a dispute I raised. After about a week, admin silently took the record I disputed out of the records database. Their sleight of hand manoeuvre ensured that the CR penalty imposed on my account, due to the undeserved acceptance of ...

Since TG persists with its "106 standard", as regards the rules for MAME tracks, anyone wishing to perform INP analyses is obliged to have that old version of MAME on his or her computer, along with its outdated ROMS, etc.

Adjudicators only now looking to get into INP analysis are highly ...

A current submission, by Mr Garrett Holland, has brought it to my attention that yet another TG track has garbage for rules.

Please refer to this thread, for discussion on the topic of scoreboards' overflowing at 655,360.

In my opinion, the track's rules ought to be edited, and the ...

I know it's early, but surely this one has to win the award.

As one or two of you may know, I've been playing Hill Climb Racing on a broken 'phone. Finally got 'round to ordering a replacement. On its way from China, hopefully without any corona attached. Since Samsung sucked so much, I decided to give this generic tablet a chance to prove its worth. ...

I just noticed that 666 is embedded, in an occult form, within my current TG Credibility Rating. I'll take that as a sign that it's time for more Number of the Beast submissions. So, all ye Maiden fans and Devil worshippers, look out for some easy adjudication opps.

As some of you know, I am a Hill Climb Racing player, which means that I need an Android device for some of my gaming. Most Android devices don't support internal sound recording, the exception I know of being Samsung devices. So, I bought a Samsung tablet, only to find that recording the internal ...

I'm not sure whether or not this will turn out to be a significant moment, but thought it worth noting that I have now accumulated one hundred TG records.

Some time ago, I had a minor confrontation with Rodrigo Lopes, documented in this thread. Due to the poor quality of his submission's footage, Mr Lopes decided to "help" adjudicators come to the "right" decision, by presenting a doctored screenshot as evidence. I found this objectionable, ...

Appropriately, this submission is my 69^th TG record. Thanks to all the Sexual Innuendo supporters, who cast their 'yes' votes.